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Maybe you should learn to read before you run for office. – Collette Johns

I’m collecting cute. – Jovana Golubovic

I’m eating Mr. Noodles today, cause I’m not a vegetarian until Monday. – Katie Fitzpatrick

Who needs drugs when you can just read poetry? – Timothy McCormick

Your underwear goes under your wear. – Aretha Munro

Is verb an action word? – Shakeira MacLean

No, Sunday is bad. Someone’s dying of cancer and I have to go visit them or something. – Aretha Munro

How could that just sneak up on you? I mean 800 POUNDS! – Collette Johns

Can we make a baby tonight? – Esther Chan

You’re funny Julie. You’re a funny girl. Sometimes I want to laugh. Other times I want to kill you. But both work. – Katie Fitzpatrick

This is a hot old man. I mean you know a MILF, well this is a GILF: Grandfather I’d… - Shayna Halliwell on William Golding

Germany is in Europe? – Chelsea Mason

Did you ever realize that if you took the raisins out of raisin bran, it’d just be bran…? – Will Kendrick

That’s retarded, why would you want to live on mars? Mars doesn’t have a sun. – Chelsea Mason

I should be a clown and go to little children and like…rape them. – Jovana Golubovic

I’ve never been a black person before. – Esther Chan
I’ve never had a beard before. – Esther Chan

He’s not really mean to me – he just yells at me and pulls my hair. – Katie Fitzpatrick

I feel kind of bad for the abused kids, you know? – Jennifer Robson

I mean, you’re mad hot sex, lacy underwear and liquid eyeliner, and he’s …so not. – Esther Chan.

We may be twins, but Katie’s a slut so it’s okay. – Jovana Golubovic

It’s something that says “I have attitude and a new Chanel purse.” – CJ Pugh, PCA Camp

I’m ‘Christian girl,’ I can’t be ‘hootchie momma.’ – Esther Chan

Shaun’s my godmother. – Chelsea Mason

Will: I can’t see without my glasses!
Jovana: I can’t see without my eye!
Julie: I can’t see without my optic nerve!

…So…are we girls or guys? – Shakeira MacLean

Aww, the monster in Frankenstein is SO cute! – Alex Waber

I’m not trying to find God. I’m trying to find my damn pants. – Jelena Golubovic

Katie, I doubt Stalin got his coat from American Eagle. – Julie van der Hoop

Have you ever seen an unhappy clam though, or an angry, belligerent clam? – Doug Lewis

We don’t want groupies. We just want friends. – Shaunn Watt

If pelicans could play instruments, they wouldn’t because of the politics involved. – Will Kendrick

I would consider making an exception of my “straight” rule for Johnny Depp. – Doug Lewis

She didn’t even say thank you. I mean we’re SO much cooler than her, AND we bought her a cake. – Nicole Hovbrender

What is this? Two bums and an Eiffel tower? – Collette Johns on Aretha’s writing

Beowulf was the hero…right? – Shayna Halliwell

I had a KitKat chunky the other day. I was skeptical, but really, more chocolate, more wafer, what’s not to love? – Katie Fitzpatrick

There are different kinds of pianos? – Nicole Hovbrender

James: “The dog’s having fun.”
Alex: “It’s not having fun, it’s relieving its bowels!”

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